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Saturday, February 13, 2010

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Just try this:
1) Copy any text by ctrl+c
2) Click the Link:
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3) You will see the text you copied on the Screen which was accessed by this web page.

Do not keep sensitive data (like passwords, creditcard numbers, PIN etc.) in the clipboard while surfing the web. It is extremely easy to extract the text stored in the clipboard to steal your sensitive
information.

To Avoid This
To avoid this, do the following:
1. Go to Tools>internet options>security

2. Press custom level

3. In the security settings, select disable under Allow paste operations via script.
Now the contents of your clipboard are safe.

Married Humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Wife:           'What are you doing?'  

Husband:   Nothing.


Wife:           'Nothing...?  You've been reading our  marriage certificate for an hour.'  


Husband:    'I was looking for the  expiry date.'    


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Wife :       'Do you want dinner?'   


Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'   


Wife:         'Yes or no.'   


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Wife:     'You always carry my photo  in your wallet.  Why?'


Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how  great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'   


Wife:    'You see how miraculous and  powerful I am for you?'


Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself  what other problem can there be greater than this one?'   


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Stress  Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your  worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'   


Boy:  'It's  very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or  troubles.'  


Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't  married yet.'


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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,  he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'   


Mom: 'Well, you have done the right  thing.'  


Son:  'But  mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'  


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A newly  married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my  father hadn't left me a fortune?'  


'Honey,' the woman replied  sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A  FORTUNE!'  


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Girl to her  boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.


The guy replies: 'Thanks for the  early warning.'


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A wife asked her husband: 'What do  you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'   


He looked  at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of  humor!'

Check Your PF Account Online



What if the government is spending sleepless nights in its efforts to table the Budget on July 6 and India's entire industrial empire awaiting a new era of sops, for Employees Provident Fund Organisation (EPFO) subscribers, there is already some good news.

From now on, employees would no longer have to go through the tedious and rather long process of knowing the nitty-gritty's of their PF account. All the information which they want to track would be just a 'click' away in a few days.

The reason behind the provision of this new facility is that all the accounts, across the country, would now be made available online. That would definitely be no mean feat, specially when a country like India boasts of having some 4.5 crore PF subscribers.

The facility is expected to be fully functional from December this year, according to Labour Ministry sources. But the road so far has not been as smooth as expected, because making details of such a large number of subscribers available online was not easy.

EPFO officials say that computerizing its operation  took them eight years. Since April, a test run of the facility has been implemented.

According to officials, the subscribers using their EPF account numbers would be able to see their balance in the first phase. In the latter part of the project, which might see the light of the day in 2010, the subscribers would be able to view their contribution, interest accrued, status of application for advances, loans and a host of other activities.

Dilbert One liners


A good 31 laughs....
                                                    
Here are some nice Dilbert's one liners..:
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants..

12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius..

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week!

26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or  in love with someone else.
 

Aspirin


Why keep aspirin by your bedside?
About Heart Attacks

There are other symptoms of a heart attack besides the pain on the left arm.  One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently. Note: There may be no pain in the chest during a heart attack. The majority of people (about 60%) who  had a heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up.  However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep.

If that happens, immediately dissolve two aspirins in your mouth and swallow them with a bit of water.   Afterwards - phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by - say "heart attack!"
- say that you have taken 2 aspirins.
- take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival and...
~ do NOT lie down ~ A Cardiologist has stated that, if each person, after receiving this e-mail, sends it to 10 people, probably one life can be saved!

I have already shared the information- - What about you?
Do forward this message; it may save lives!

Pakistan vs India

Reportedly written by a Pakistani journalist about
India...................

Capital suggestion
By Dr Farrukh Saleem
Here's what is happening in India :

The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on
the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30
billion to spare.
The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over
a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to
spare.
The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese.
In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sensex flirted with
20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries
became a $100 billion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65
billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.

In November, comes Neeta's birthday. Neeta turned forty-four three weeks
ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday present: A
sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom, bathroom
with mood lighting, a sky bar, entertainment cabins, satellite
television, wireless communication and a separate cabin with game
consoles. Neeta is Mukesh Ambani's wife, and Mukesh is not India's
richest but the second richest. Mukesh is now building his new home,
Residence Antillia (after a mythical, phantom island somewhere in the
Atlantic Ocean ). At a cost of $1 billion this would be the most
expensive home on the face of the planet. At 173 meters tall Mukesh's
new family residence, for a family of six, will be the equivalent of a
60-storeyed building. The first six floors are reserved for parking. The
seventh floor is for car servicing and maintenance. The eighth floor
houses a mini-theatre. Then there's a health club, a gym and a swimming
pool. Two floors are reserved for Ambani family's guests. Four floors
above the guest floors are family floors all with a superb view of the
Arabian Sea . On top of everything are three helipads. A staff of 600 is
expected to care for the family and their family home.

In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct investment
destination.. Pakistan wasn't even in the top 25 countries.

In 2004, the United Nations, the representative body of 192 sovereign
member states, had requested the Election Commission of India to assist
the UN in the holding elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah and
Dowlat-e Eslami-ye Afghanestan. Why the Election Commission of India and
not the Election Commission of Pakistan? After all, Islamabad is closer
to Kabul than is Delhi .

Imagine, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin; 38
percent of doctors in America are Indian; 36 percent of NASA scientists
are Indians; 34 percent of Microsoft employees are Indians; and 28
percent of IBM employees are Indians.

For the record: Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail... Sun
Microsystems was founded by Vinod Khosla. The Intel Pentium processor,
that runs 90 percent of all computers, was fathered by Vinod Dham. Rajiv
Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard's E-speak project. Four out of ten
Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians. Bollywood produces 800
movies per year and six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World
titles over the past 10 years.

For the record: Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face
of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in Bangalore.India now
has more than three dozen billionaires; Pakistan has none (not a single
dollar billionaire) .

The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is creating
wealth. In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani's father, left
his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion. In 2007, their combined
wealth stood at $94 billion. On 29 October 2007, as a result of the
stock market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee, Mukesh
became the richest person in the world, with net worth climbing to
US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American, stands at around $56
billion).
Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haplogroup. We have
the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (namely: M124). We
have the same DNA molecule, the same DNA sequence. Our culture, our
traditions and our cuisine are all the same. We watch the same movies
and sing the same songs. What is it that Indians have and we don't?

INDIANS ELECT THEIR LEADERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And also to mention: They think of Construction of own nation, unlike
other nations who are just concerned with destruction of others...
Simple answer why the Indian fare better than the Pakis'.. They don't
focus on religion and neither do they spend time and money in devising
ways to kill their own and everyone else over religion.
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India Toll Free Numbers / Customer Care Numbers List

Airways

Indian Airlines – 1800 180 1407

Jet Airways – 1800 22 5522

SpiceJet – 1800 180 3333

Automobiles

Mahindra Scorpio – 1800 22 6006

Maruti – 1800 111 515

Tata Motors – 1800 22 5552

Windshield Experts – 1800 11 3636

Banks

ABN AMRO – 1800 11 2224

Canara Bank – 1800 44 6000

Citibank – 1800 44 2265

Corporatin Bank – 1800 443 555

Development Credit Bank – 1800 22 5769

HDFC Bank – 1800 227 227

ICICI Bank – 1800 333 499

ICICI Bank NRI – 1800 22 4848

IDBI Bank – 1800 11 6999

Indian Bank – 1800 425 1400

ING Vysya – 1800 44 9900

Kotak Mahindra Bank – 1800 22 6022

Lord Krishna Bank – 1800 11 2300

Punjab National Bank – 1800 122 222

State Bank of India – 1800 44 1955

Syndicate Bank – 1800 44 6655

Cell Phones

BenQ – 1800 22 08 08

Bird CellPhones – 1800 11 7700

Motorola MotoAssist – 1800 11 1211

Nokia – 3030 3838

Sony Ericsson – 3901 1111

Computers/IT

Adrenalin – 1800 444 445

AMD – 1800 425 6664

Apple Computers – 1800 444 683

Canon – 1800 333 366

Cisco Systems – 1800 221 777

Compaq – HP – 1800 444 999

Data One Broadband – 1800 424 1800

Dell – 1800 444 026

Epson – 1800 44 0011

eSys – 3970 0011

Genesis Tally Academy – 1800 444 888

HCL – 1800 180 8080

IBM – 1800 443 333

Lexmark – 1800 22 4477

Marshal’s Point – 1800 33 4488

Microsoft – 1800 111 100

Microsoft Virus Update – 1901 333 334

Seagate – 1800 180 1104

Symantec – 1800 44 5533

TVS Electronics – 1800 444 566

WeP Peripherals – 1800 44 6446

Wipro – 1800 333 312

xerox – 1800 180 1225

Zenith – 1800 222 004

Couriers/Packers & Movers

ABT Courier – 1800 44 8585

AFL Wizz – 1800 22 9696

Agarwal Packers & Movers – 1800 11 4321

Associated Packers P Ltd – 1800 21 4560

DHL – 1800 111 345

FedEx – 1800 22 6161

Goel Packers & Movers – 1800 11 3456

UPS – 1800 22 7171

Education

Edu Plus – 1800 444 000

Hindustan College – 1800 33 4438

NCERT – 1800 11 1265

Vellore Institute of Technology – 1800 441 555

Healthcare

Best on Health – 1800 11 8899

Dr Batras – 1800 11 6767

GlaxoSmithKline – 1800 22 8797

Johnson & Johnson – 1800 22 8111

Kaya Skin Clinic – 1800 22 5292

LifeCell – 1800 44 5323

Manmar Technologies – 1800 33 4420

Pfizer – 1800 442 442

Roche Accu-Chek – 1800 11 45 46

Rudraksha – 1800 21 4708

Varilux Lenses – 1800 44 8383

VLCC – 1800 33 1262

Home Appliances

Aiwa/Sony – 1800 11 1188

Anchor Switches – 1800 22 7979

Blue Star – 1800 22 2200

Bose Audio – 1800 11 2673

Bru Coffee Vending Machines – 1800 44 7171

Daikin Air Conditioners – 1800 444 222

DishTV – 1800 12 3474

Faber Chimneys – 1800 21 4595

Godrej – 1800 22 5511

Grundfos Pumps – 1800 33 4555

LG – 1901 180 9999

Philips – 1800 22 4422

Samsung – 1800 113 444

Sanyo – 1800 11 0101

Voltas – 1800 33 4546

WorldSpace Satellite Radio – 1800 44 5432

Hotel Reservations

GRT Grand – 1800 44 5500

InterContinental Hotels Group – 1800 111 000

Marriott – 1800 22 0044

Sarovar Park Plaza – 1800 111 222

Taj Holidays – 1800 111 825

Insurance

AMP Sanmar – 1800 44 2200

Aviva – 1800 33 2244

Bajaj Allianz – 1800 22 5858

Chola MS General Insurance – 1800 44 5544

HDFC Standard Life – 1800 227 227

LIC – 1800 33 4433

Max New York Life – 1800 33 5577

Royal Sundaram – 1800 33 8899

SBI Life Insurance – 1800 22 9090

Mattresses

Kurl-on – 1800 44 0404

Sleepwell – 1800 11 2266

Investments/Finance

CAMS – 1800 44 2267

Chola Mutual Fund – 1800 22 2300

Easy IPO’s – 3030 5757

Fidelity Investments – 1800 180 8000

Franklin Templeton Fund – 1800 425 4255

J M Morgan Stanley – 1800 22 0004

Kotak Mutual Fund – 1800 222 626

LIC Housing Finance – 1800 44 0005

SBI Mutual Fund – 1800 22 3040

Sharekhan – 1800 22 7500

Tata Mutual Fund – 1800 22 0101

Paints

Asian Paints Home Solutions – 1800 22 5678

Berger Paints Home Decor – 1800 33 8800

Teleshopping

Asian Sky Shop – 1800 22 1800

Jaipan Teleshoppe – 1800 11 5225

Tele Brands – 1800 11 8000

VMI Teleshopping – 1800 447 777

WWS Teleshopping – 1800 220 777

Travel

Club Mahindra Holidays – 1800 33 4539

Cox & Kings – 1800 22 1235

God TV Tours – 1800 442 777

Kerala Tourism – 1800 444 747

Kumarakom Lake Resort – 1800 44 5030

Raj Travels & Tours – 1800 22 9900

Sita Tours – 1800 111 911

SOTC Tours – 1800 22 3344

UPS

APC – 1800 44 4272

Numeric – 1800 44 3266

Others

Consumer Helpline – 1800 11 4000

L’Oreal, GARNIeR – 1800 223 000

KONE Elevator – 1800 444 666








Indane – 1800 44 51 15

Aavin – 1800 44 3300

Pedigree – 1800 11 2121

Kodak India – 1800 22 8877

Domino’s Pizza – 1800 111 123

World Vision India – 1800 444 550

Telecom Monitoring Cell – 1800 110 420

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