*😂Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds*

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TEACHER:    Archana, go to the map and find North America . 

Archana:   Here it is. 

TEACHER:   Correct.  Now I ask the class, who discovered America ? 

CLASS:         Archana. 

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TEACHER:    Mani, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

MANI:          You told me to do it without using the tables. 

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TEACHER:  Raju, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 

RAJU:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong 

RAJU:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   

(I  Love this child) 

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TEACHER:   Aswin, what is the chemical formula for water? 

ASWIN:     H I J K L M N O. 

TEACHER:   What are you talking about? 

ASWIN:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.   

( A Classic)

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TEACHER:   Rani, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 

RANI:       Me! 

( Bowled Out) 

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TEACHER:   Ravi, why do you always get so dirty?         

RAVI:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.   

_( Stunning)

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TEACHER:     Ramesh, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' 

RAMESH:         I  is... 

TEACHER:     No, Ramesh...... always say, 'I  am.' 

RAMESH:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'       

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TEACHER:    Palaniappan not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Mani, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 

MANI:          Because  Palaniappan still had  the axe in his hand......     

(Down to Earth) 

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TEACHER:    Now, Raghu , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 

RAGHU:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   

( So Practical) 

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TEACHER:       Guru , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? 

GURU   :         No sir, It's about the same dog.     

(I want to adopt this kid!!!) 

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TEACHER:    Akshay, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 

AKSHAY:     A teacher 

(Really Frank) 

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PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE EVERY ONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!..